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| User: | pontius (292482)
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| Name: | Mostly harmless |
| Location: | United Kingdom |
| Birthdate: | 1984-05-09 |
| Bio: | Okay, a few rules:
1. First of all, my livejournal has been known to contain language you'd be unlikely to hear anywhere other than a prison cafeteria or a truck stop in the deep south. Generally speaking, if you can't make it through an episode of Family Guy without screaming hysterically and covering your ears, you might want to go somewhere else. Like, now. Go on, go.
2. Also, please bear in mind that the opinions expressed here may end up offending just about everyone. Especially Bushist troglodytes. Life sucks, wear a helmet.
3. And please remember, a fair amount of content on my livejournal uses irony, sarcasm and parody as humourous devices, and should be taken as such. If you can't tell which items are parodies and which are legitimate, get off the Internet. Better yet, get off the planet.
4. Livejournals are for emos, and we all know it. So don't begrudge me the occasional rant whenever some fucktard happens to ruin my day, because all it's going to do is incite my wrath. And you wouldn't like me when I'm wrathy. I doubt you'd even like me when I'm trying to be nice.
So, who the hell is...?
Clare: Good question - that's me. I'm a writer... sort of. I've recently graduated from lovely John Moores' University with a 2:1 in Imaginative Writing, which goes a long way to explaining a lot of the crap I write in this journal. Would one day like to be novelist on a par with Bronte, Austen or even Byron but will most likely spend the rest of my days living in a cardboard box with a stack of Big Issues in one hand and a half-eaten tin of catfood in the other.
Sophie: Sophie is my ex-flatmate and a very good friend. She dates a man called Dave. Her hobbies include Manga, Dave and pretending to find my jokes funny.
Dave: Shags Sophie. Does other stuff too. Like hurting himself for my amusement.
Paul, Clairebe, Boo, Sofadude, et al: Wonderful and ever-so-slightly deviant friends. Complete nerds, of course. Mostly, we spend our time drinking or judging people. |
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public |
| Interests: | 56: a little less conversation, a little more action, absinthe, ani difranco, barhopping, being ordained online, bisexuality, boys in makeup, brainssssss.... aghaghargh, casanova, david motherfucking bowie, david tennant, death, destruction, doctor who, dyed hair, extreme sarcasm, eyeliner, fandom wanking, flaming homos, friendly hostility, gay subtext, geeks, general chaos, genetic manipulation, ghost of the robot, hedonism, impersonating tom lenk, injury lawsuits, insanity, intergalactic space she-males, jack daniels and coke, kate bush, kitten poker, liver destruction, logorrhea, mighty boosh, moral ambiguity, more sarcasm, mst3k, paranoia, piercings, pride and prejudice, profanity, pursuing uninterested women, slash fanfic, spaced, spiritual understanding of beer, tattoos, the fab cafe, the word 'fuck', worshipping vince noir, writing, ♀♀, ♂♀, ♂♂ |
| Friends: |  | 91: | 13694, _angellicious, adalanth, ailcia, alyse, ancor4eva, angelite, angelschilde, annajaneclare, aphy_snape, arabel, arrogance, ayane_tsurugi, berttheevil, betsy, billzy, cazthehobbit, chasingangel, clairebemoo, coltsbane, culzean, dahchi, damnskippytoo, davechicken, deganwyjones, dera, dhisana, donellaboo, doyle_sb4, elke_tanzer, ellaorrel, emony, eowyns_parlour, evanesce, filwdork, funxster, gabriellerose, group_mum, hana, hokuto, iamsab, ignaaskafle, jaguar83, jojapo, juliafdiva, kaitharshayr, keiran_c, kimera, kimmers1891, kimmers_81, ladybretagne, ladytabitha, lysora, mariposa903, maryavatar, mattimooz, maytheforce, mollidy, moodymuse19, moonilicious, moonlit_me, mr_santa_claus, mrsotown, my_aphasia, nikkiwawa79, nindetheelf, overlycautious, pablohunny, palpitation, paynim, pinklumpysugar, pontius, presque_penny, psycoticfurby, roothekittykat, ruanae, ruthiesgc, scioptic, serryce, shipperkitten, slashchick, smof, someoneingrey, the_boy_chris, the_leechwife, themindseye, themirandagirl, versaphile, wendywoo, worfpunk, zeus_complex |  | 17: | ___spaced, add_a_writer, austen_slash, bbccostumedrama, charisma_daily, colinfirth, doctorwho, firth_daily, fusioneers, l_e_r_o, matt__macfadyen, obasc, pandp_anonymous, regency_stills, serenity2005, tennant_love, uk_telly |
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| Friend of: | 91: 13694, _angellicious, _the_messiah_, adalanth, alyse, ancor4eva, angelite, angelschilde, annajaneclare, aphy2, aphy_snape, arabel, arrogance, ayane_tsurugi, berttheevil, betsy, blaise17, cazthehobbit, chasingangel, clairebemoo, coltsbane, culzean, dahchi, damnskippytoo, deganwyjones, dhisana, digigoth, donellaboo, doyle_sb4, eccles23, elke_tanzer, ellaorrel, emony, eowyns_parlour, evanesce, evil_raina, filwdork, fosters19, funxster, gothic_bi_girl, group_mum, hana, hokuto, ignaaskafle, jaguar83, jojapo, juliafdiva, kaitharshayr, keiran_c, kimera, kimmers1891, kimmers_81, ladybretagne, ladytabitha, lysora, mariposa903, maryavatar, mattimooz, maytheforce, meaniemochigrrl, mollidy, moodymuse19, moonilicious, moonlit_me, mr_santa_claus, my_aphasia, navelring, nikkiwawa79, nindetheelf, pablohunny, palpitation, paynim, pinklumpysugar, pixie_bitch, pontius, presque_penny, psycoticfurby, razerwolf, rodan, roothekittykat, ruanae, ruthiesgc, scioptic, slashchick, smof, someoneingrey, the_boy_chris, themindseye, themirandagirl, versaphile, worfpunk |
| Member of: | 27: ___spaced, add_a_writer, austen_slash, bbccostumedrama, boreanaz_pics, charisma_daily, colinfirth, david_b_daily, doctorwho, eliza_daily, ff_friday, firth_daily, friendlyhostile, fusioneers, jd_daily, l_e_r_o, matt__macfadyen, mst3k, obasc, paidmembers, pandp_anonymous, realfireflyfic, regency_stills, serenity2005, tennant_love, thequestionclub, whedonosity |
| Account type: | Plus Account |
